150 kiss
150 kiss
150 kiss
Then, under the stunned eyes of the Chu family's mother and daughter, Nie Yun didn't pick anything else, just stared at the lobster stew pot and ate it!His mouth was full of salt, and he didn't even drink his saliva.
Chu Xiaoxiao finally came to her senses, and quickly stopped Nie Yun, "Don't eat it! I... I was wrong, can't it be okay!" Her voice was a little crying.
She really didn't expect that in order to make her happy and let her calm down, Nie Yun would even swallow this level of dark food without saying a word. Is this the wood?
Uh... To be precise, Chu Xiaoxiao's feeling is correct, at least Nie Yun is now a metal product, not a piece of wood anymore.
As for which dish to eat, after swallowing it and letting the mechanical bugs decompose, does it make a difference which dish to eat?At most, there is too much sodium chloride in the body.
It's just a pity that Chu Feng's delicacies were lost for nothing...
In the end, the dinner ended in a very harmonious and friendly atmosphere, and then Nie Yun watched in surprise as Chu Xiaoxiao pushed out a plate of two-layer cake from the kitchen.
"Uh... what are you guys?"
"Happy 18th birthday, idiot!" Chu Xiaoxiao said with a smile.
"Nie Yun, happy birthday!" Chu Feng also looked at him kindly.
"This..." Nie Yun was stunned for a long time, and his heart was suddenly surrounded by a kind of warmth called family affection. This was the first time in his life that someone remembered his birthday and celebrated it for him.
"But how do you know that today is my birthday?"
"When you signed the sales contract for Cheng Jiang, your ID number was on it. Is it difficult to know your date of birth?" Chu Xiaoxiao looked proud.
"Thank you! Xiaoxiao! Thank you! Aunt Chu!" Nie Yun said with a moved face.
"Thank you! Come here and light the candles!" Chu Xiaoxiao laughed.
Outside Chu's villa, the laughter of the three people came out from time to time, making the military special forces in charge of security turn their heads to wait and see from time to time.
……
The roof of the Chu family villa.
"Wow... so happy..." Nie Yun patted his stomach and sat on the sofa. Although he couldn't use his real body to enjoy the night, the spiritual satisfaction was unparalleled!
Sitting next to him, Chu Xiaoxiao felt a little hot on her face when she recalled the moment when Chu Feng said that she had to deal with the company's affairs and left before she excused herself.
She looked at Nie Yun, and then...
"Huh? Nie Yun, is your weight so exaggerated?" Chu Xiaoxiao asked in surprise.
I saw that Nie Yun was sinking on the sofa at this time, and his entire butt was almost submerged in the sofa.
"Uh... this... I just look thin, but I'm actually fleshy, hehe...hehe..." Nie Yun's forehead was a little sweaty.
Although the mechanical bug avatar looks like a biological body, its bones, muscles, etc. are all mechanical bug metal, so it is inevitable that its weight is a little bit overweight.
In fact, in order not to directly trample the floor of the Chu family, Nie Yun has already removed almost all unnecessary internal organs, which can be said to be truly "heartless"!
Then hollow out those that can be hollowed out, and inflate those that can be inflated. After painstaking efforts, he still has a weight of nearly 250 catties. Considering that Nie Yun is not a burly figure, according to the pressure equal to the pressure divided by the force-bearing area, he did not use the sofa of the Chu family. Even if it collapses, the quality of this sofa is excellent!
"How much do you weigh? This is too exaggerated!" Chu Xiaoxiao looked at him suspiciously.
"Hmm...Maybe 150? Or 200? Not sure, you know, men generally don't care much about their weight..."
"Hmm..." Chu Xiaoxiao stared at him, Nie Yun was a little hairy.
"Hey! Look at the meteor!" Nie Yun suddenly pointed to the sky.
"Hey, hey! Why do you do this every time? How could it be possible that every time I'm with you..." Before finishing the words "meteor", Chu Xiaoxiao saw a stream of fire streaking across the sky, and then another , It really looks like a shooting star.
"This... is there really?! But why is this meteor so close?" Chu Xiaoxiao wondered.
Nie Yun wiped off his sweat. He just let Yinshuo, who was on standby in the sky, shoot a few electromagnetic bullets in the distance, and faked meteors to attract Chu Xiaoxiao's attention. It seemed that the effect was not bad.
"Hurry up, hurry up! It's so rare to see shooting stars on your birthday! Make a wish!" Chu Xiaoxiao came to her senses, and stopped worrying about her weight, and shouted at Nie Yun.
Then she quickly closed her eyes and clasped her hands in front of her chest, murmuring words.
"Oh! Good!" Nie Yun was happy to make this wish forever, imitating Chu Xiaoxiao's appearance and posing in a standard wish-making posture.
After a while, Chu Xiaoxiao opened her eyes and looked at Nie Yun secretly. Nie Yun seemed to feel her gaze, and opened her eyes almost at the same time, and their gazes met in the air.
"Well... you, what wish did you make?" Chu Xiaoxiao blushed a little and looked away.
"Uh..." Nie Yun thought for a while, what wish did I just make?
"Hope for world peace!"
Chu Xiaoxiao: "..."
Mechanical bug: "..."
Chu Xiaoxiao squinted at Nie Yun's serious face and twitched the corners of her mouth.
hello!Aren't you in the arms business? !There is nothing to do with wishing for world peace! ?
Standing on the ruined walls of war-torn Iraq, Afghanistan, Lebanon, and Ukraine, the appearance of laughing and throwing money up to the sky is in line with your personality!
"Ahem! What is your wish, Xiaoxiao?" Nie Yun asked coughing.
Chu Xiaoxiao's body froze when she heard the words, then her face turned red, she clenched her fists after thinking about it, then she raised her head and raised her pretty face, revealing her smooth and beautiful side face under the moonlight.
"Huh? Huh!" Nie Yun was shocked twice.This kind of signal is too obvious, Nie Yun said that he finally realized it!
Nie Yun filled his brain with "Heart Rushing like a Deer"!Then he slowly leaned over, and the deeply sunken sofa brought Chu Xiaoxiao closer!
The lips of the two are getting closer, ten centimeters... five centimeters... three centimeters...
Chu Xiaoxiao clearly felt that the two of them were getting closer, and her whole body tensed up, waiting for that moment to come.
However... "Crack!"
Suddenly, a pair of hands lightly placed on Chu Xiaoxiao's shoulders, forcibly ending this intimate act.
Chu Xiaoxiao was taken aback for a moment, opened her eyes, and looked around suspiciously.
Um?My mother didn't come?
The mother-in-law didn't come to disturb the situation, can you stop this kind of thing? !
Chu Xiaoxiao immediately looked at the embarrassed Nie Yun with unfriendly eyes.
Nie Yun is full of entanglement at the moment, such a good opportunity, logically speaking, he should give away his first kiss fiercely, and with such a good atmosphere, it is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
But just now he suddenly remembered that this is not his real self, but a clone of a mechanical bug!
Are you trying to take advantage of my wife and my wife? !
Mechanical bug: "..."
At this moment, mist began to appear in Chu Xiaoxiao's eyes. She had already reached this point, but to be rejected like this, the little girl's self-esteem was immediately hit hard.
"Xiaoxiao! Don't cry! It's not...it's not what you think...it's just...I'm inconvenient today..." Nie Yun said with a troubled expression.
Chu Xiaoxiao: "..."
Mechanical bug: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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